"What I did on my Spring flying season"
By Dave Proctor

On the first day of my Spring flying season I went out to a flying site and watched it howl.
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.

On the second day of my Spring flying season I went out to a flying site and watched it howl.
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.

On the third day of my Spring flying season I went out to a flying site and watched dead air.
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.

On the fourth day of my Spring flying season I stayed home and watched it rain.
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.

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El Nino sucks.