A VISIT TO THE PILOT'S HOME, PART TWO

By MC
An adaptation of "Nice Guys Don't Get Laid" by Marcus Meleton

The Hang One's House:

This guy is a hard core hang one. Look at him. He most likely owns the house. This means a steady job, a person who takes responsibility and plans for the future. You can bet he has life insurance. What a nurd. Notice the car. Inexpensive, not flashy, good gas mileage, low emmisions and good resale value. What a bore. He even keeps his yard neat which is considerate of neighbors and also means he doesn't have anything better to do. All this is gonna have to change.

The Hang Four's House:

Now look at him. The house is trashed, he probably doesn't own it. The yard is overgrown, the downspout is falling off and the beer bottles are piling up. He's got better things to do than yardwork and home repairs. The hell with polution and gas mileage, he's got himself a stud 4X4 truck now and he parks it like he's proud of it. Or better yet got a girlfriend with a stud 4X4 truck. And note the illegal cable TV connection, all the better for checking out the weather channel. He's a real project for any woman willing to take him on.