FECAL FALLOUT HAS UTAH RESIDENTS KEEPING A WARY EYE ON THE SKY Honest, folks, we're not making this up: investigators near Salt Lake City, Utah, are probing a rash of airdropped feces, with the lead suspect the pilot of a low-flying gray biplane. There have been nine such incidents since April 10. If caught, you can bet the pilot will be in some deep doo-doo. AV web will keep looking for the straight poop on this story. If it is dropped from high enough it will freeze on the way down and can be extremely dangerous. So... even if the Cold War is over, you *still* could be killed by an icy B.M.
Richard Sorry-I-couldn't-resist Canant, Santa Cruz, CA